405. A couple of muggleborns know a pureblood fox animagus and continuously follow them around asking “What does the fox say?”. The pureblood does not get it and makes an actual fox noise at them, but the muggleborns just shake their heads and go “hattie hattie hattie ho!” and the pureblood is just confused.
767. A muggleborn student gets a howler from one of their siblings. They begin to freak out, but when it opens it just plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”. All the purebloods try to figure out why that song is so funny to all of the muggleborns.
772. Muggleborns giving the Sorting Hat a hard time by insisting that they are Divergent.
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask